| Solar Powered Death Chamber for Ants |
| Written by Hank Green | ||
| Friday, 15 September 2006 | ||
We're don't generally promote the mass slaughter of tens of thousands
of animals. But under very specific conditions, we'd say it's OK. For
example, if the animals are exotic, invasive, poisonous, dangerous, and
live in mounds of earth that likely bubbled up from the seventh circle
of hell. Kill Fire Ants...do everything you can do it. But if you can do it with a solar ant charmer and absolutely no pesticides, do that first. This Ant Charmer converts the suns rays into low energy electric signals that attract ants to the device. Once in the cone, the ants can't escape, and simply pile up in a mass of teaming ant flesh that is probably the most dangerous thing you will ever have in your back yard. Frankly, I'm surprised that the government didn't develop these, seal them, and then write up a classified plan on how to use them as bio-terror weapons. I am so afraid of the picture on the bottom...I can't tell you. I'll just say I've had bad experiences, bad experiences that ended with me pantsless and screaming. After you've collected a good number of ants (there's a gauge on the side that tells you roughly how many you've caught, topping out at 50,000,) close the device and lift it out of the ground (preferably while wearing a bio-hazard suit.) And then add soapy water to the ants to kill them. Wash out the device, and do it all over again. Technically it's a very eco-friendly way to kill the bastards, but it seems extremely frightening to me.
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Other ways to kill ants!!
written by Rob , September 16, 2006
Natural Ant Killer
written by Connie Weddell , September 17, 2006
This is interesting, but have you ever checked out www.natural-ant-killer.com?
This solution drowns ants instantly with a solution that penetrates their waxy coatings. The solution is 100% organic and will not harm children, pets or the environment in any way.
fry?
written by J. C. , September 07, 2007
why doesn't it just magnify the sun's rays and just fry them?
really?
written by Weathertech , November 15, 2007
Would the massive massacre of ants affect our ecological balance?
Feel sorry for them...
fry them all
written by burn or boil , August 31, 2008
Use boil water or spray hairspray then light it with fire.
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She then felt sorry for the ants, alive in the vacuum bag, so she sprayed a load of ant spray down the hoover tube.
She then turned the hoover on..........
It was a drum type hoover and the resulting explosion, blew the top completely off, luckily she was ok.
So there's one potential customer for the Ant Charmer.